Relationship comedy

4:56 AM

This morning I felt like bringing the funny side of relationships to light. Just to make you smile and forget about the drama in your relationship :) enjoy!!!

Girl: Hey, why haven’t you called me since Friday?
Boyfriend: I’m going green.
Girl: Huh? What has that got to do with anything?
Boyfriend: I’m saving the trees so I refuse to buy a scratch card.




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Fat girl: Baby am I fat?
Boyfriend: Oh did anyone call you fat? That person is a liar and just jealous of you.
Fat girl: Aww thanks baby, I knew your mum always wanted to look like me.

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Councilor: When you hear the word match, what comes to mind?
Husband: Football
Wife: Colours
Councilor: Ok, how about when you hear the word satisfaction?
Husband: Food
Wife: The man next door.

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Girl: Ahh I HATE fake people. Why can’t they just be themselves?
Boyfriend: Wow, looking at your hair, nails, eye lashes, padded bra and all you must really hate yourself!

 

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7 comments

  1. hahahaha!.. i like the bit about going green!

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  2. @ Edem- oh chale browning ooh lol

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  3. i luv them all..............lol esp the fake 1

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  4. When she hears satisfaction,she thinks about the man next door ?? CSI AccRA!!..lol

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  5. one more person likes this ;)

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  6. @DIDI- hahaha @Ivan- yaaaay!

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