Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Monday, December 4, 2017
Broken 2
I had had so many drinks at this point I needed to use the washroom. "Hey, I'll be right back." I said to Pablo and walked off. I wondered what time Daisy and Lawrence would want to go home. I was having so much fun. On my way back from the washroom I was thinking about an excuse to give to make Daisy stay longer and then everything went cold. I saw Kevin walking with a friend of his. He saw me and smiled. I wasn't sure what to do or say when he walked to me.
"Maggie, looking good." He said. I could tell he was drunk. "Thanks. How are you doing?" I asked. Kevin shook his head and turned to his friend. "PY and I are chilling small. Dawg your white boy and join us. We are going to Firefly from here." He offered. I wasn't sure what to say. I turned to look at Pablo. I decided to be like him. Kevin was being rude. If he really wanted to hang out with me he would have called me earlier. "No thanks I'll pass. See you later." I said and walked back to Pablo. Kevin just stood there surprised.
Somehow I was glad I stepped out that night. I noticed Kevin was watching a football match at the bar but would regularly turn to look at us. I decided to give him a show. I sat closer to Pablo, put my palm on his thigh every now and then and laughed a lot. The laughing part was easy because he was full of jokes. After a while Kevin walked up to us. "Maggie, could you come here?" He asked politely. I walked closer to him. "We are leaving in 5 minutes. Are you coming?" He asked. PY came and joined us. I greeted him and told them I wasn't going with them. Kevin shook his head and walked off. "This is low Maggie. I didn't expect this from you. " PY said and followed Kevin. I stood there confused. Low? Just then Daisy and Lawrence showed up. "My goodness I should have known Kevin would come here. What trash did he say?" She asked.
At this point I wanted to go home. I told Daisy what PY and Kevin said and she told me not to take them seriously. I knew she was right but if Kevin was jealous didn't it mean he still liked me and wanted me back? I nodded to everything Daisy said but I wanted to go home. Pablo offered to take me as he said he was also leaving. I snapped back into my normal self with plans to call Kevin the next day to talk and clear everything out. It was annoying that I missed him.
When we got to my house Pablo walked me to my door. He told me he hadn't had this much fun in a while and obviously that was mutual. After a brief silence he leaned in and kissed me. I wasn't expecting this at all so I moved back. "I'm sorry I thought... the way we were at the pub... I figured..." He stuttered. Oh no! I had sent him wrong signals when I was trying to make Kevin jealous. I couldn't tell him the truth. "I'm sorry I just broke up with my ex boyfriend and I'm not sure I'm ready for anything right now." I said. He stared at me for a second and nodded. "Yea sure, I understand. I'm sorry I took this the wrong way." He said. "No it's my fault. I hope we are still cool?" I asked trying to make eye contact. "Yea of course." He replied. We said our goodnights and Pablo left.
When I got into bed I took out my phone and there was a text from Kevin. "Firefly was really fun. It would have been better if you had come. Are you still at the pub?" It read. I smiled and just before I could reply I got another text. It was Pablo. "Hey, just wanted to say goodnight. I'm about to crash now. See you on Monday." His text read. How did I go from having no one ever text me to having two at the same time? I giggled. I replied Kevin's message first. "Maybe next time when you invite me properly I'll come. I'm off to bed goodnight." I then went ahead to reply Pablo. "Goodnight Pablo, tonight was fun." In no time at all I fell asleep
To be continued...
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Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Bruno 'Tails' - Brown fur
I couldn’t believe I was here already. This was much shorter than the other journey we made last time. I couldn’t wait to see Billy oh and I was getting hungry too. The trip was really boring and this time I had no one to talk to. I slept most of the time. Maybe that’s why the journey seemed short. The skinny guy came for me again. This time I was really tired and eager to get off the plane so I didn’t give him much trouble. I walked out and the heat hit me like a Frisbee. My bones! Where were we? The sun was steaming hot and just when we touched the ground I realized it had been hot for a pretty long time. Then I saw Billy! The skinny dude released me and I run to him like crazy. I jumped right on him and he rubbed me under my ears. That feels so nice.
It was really refreshing as we drove to where he was staying. I had my head out the window and the wind blew over my face but people were staring. That was strange. What was their problem? By the time we got to our destination I also realized almost all the people around were dark. Wow, this was going to be an interesting stay. I rushed into the house. It was cool there and when I found the kitchen, my food was waiting for me. My bones! It looked so good. I barked for joy and enjoyed my meal.
The next morning my owner, (I call him that because calling him my master is a little demeaning, I mean I’m a dog not a slave!) woke me up pretty early. Oh puppy, he had started his jogging again. Strangely enough it was pretty cold. I liked the weather. We got out of the house and he locked up. It was pretty annoying jogging by his side because he was so slow. I’m sure his belly had a lot to do with it. As we jogged in cat pace, I looked around to get familiar with the area. Then I saw her; the most amazing bitch in the world. She had brown fur and was very furry. She was sniffing around a pile of trash. I increased my pace and stopped closed to her to catch her attention. She didn’t even turn. My owner came and passed me by. I had to move so I slowly followed him but kept my eyes on her. “Bruno, hurry up!” My owner called. Can you believe him? Then she turned, my bones! She was so hot. I stopped and turned around. Just then two other dogs came around her and they disappeared in the opposite direction. “Keep running, fur ball!” One of them barked as they run off. “Whatever, I don’t even like dirty bitches.” I barked to myself and kept jogging.
Join Bruno again as he shares his 'tails'. lol
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